“You wouldn’t worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do.” -Eleanor Roosevelt
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.” -Oscar Wilde
“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” -Oscar Wilde
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” -Lucille Ball
“Always be first rate version of yourself and not a second rate version of someone else.” -Judy Garland
“If you carry your childhood with you, you never become older.” -Tom Stoppard
“Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.” -Luis Bunuel
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself, he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” -Laurence J. Peter
“She’s the sort of woman who lives for others – you can tell the others by their hunted expression.” -C.S. Lewis
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” -Robert A. Heinlein
“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.” -Eleanor Roosevelt
“A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.” -Mark Twain
“Only presidents, editors and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial ‘we’.” -Mark Twain
“If I ever bore you, it’ll be with a knife.” -Louise Brooks
